Realistic Valentines For When Hallmark Just Doesn't Cut It

Valentine's Day is coming, and it's time to tell that special someone how you REALLY feel.  But dating in the 21st century is hard, and it's even HARDER to find a Hallmark card that really suits your love story.  Two teddy bears hugging?  Naked babies with bows and arrows?  WHO NEEDS IT?  For your convenience, I've made some realistic (and adorable) love letters for you to distribute this Valentine's Day.  Just print, seal with a kiss, and SEND.

Happy Valentine's Day.  You are all my insignificant others.  <3

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Love Me Tinder Love Me True

Welcome to "dating" in the 21st century!  Surprise, it's a NIGHTMARE.  But could there be a cure?

Watch as my sister and I review a phone app called Tinder, and learn about our soul mates (or deeply seated emotional issues) in the process.  Then decide for yourself:  Are YOU a Tinder Heart?

Epilogue:  Ernie finally responded to my message, saying something like, "Cheese is important to me, too.  As is wine.  How about we take both on a picnic under the stars?"

We were married the very next day!!  We now live in the suburbs of Virginia and are expecting our fourth child.  ERNIE + ANNA 4 LIFE!  <3 <3 <3

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