Honestly, I'm a pretty happy person. My life has been blessed with opportunities and love, and most of the time, I remember to be grateful. I never want to take what I have for granted.
But sometimes that's hard. Picture this:
It's late at night on a Friday, and I'm home alone. It's dark and it's cold, because I'm too damn cheap to turn on the heat, and I'm dressed up like a homeless person, cocooned inside a blanket, camped out at my kitchen table. I stare vacantly at my computer screen. I stayed in tonight in order to get some work done, but I feel completely uninspired. I can't focus. I keep snacking. I'm bored out of my mind and beginning to flounder in self-pity. I contemplate the ethical repercussions of stealing my roommate's bottle of wine, but ultimately decide against it. Feeling sorry for myself, I navigate away from a blank word document and log into Facebook for the umpteenth time tonight. Resigned to the idea that I won't actually achieve anything this evening, I allow myself to casually drift across the Facebook profiles of friends and acquaintances. To me, in this moment, all of them look like this:
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"How can this be?" I wonder as my immobile body slowly molds to the shape of my seat. "How are their lives so effortlessly perfect, when I am alone, freezing, craving chocolate cake, and stalking them because I have nothing better to do with my sad excuse for a life?" I relish this moment of tragedy, luxuriating in gloriously gratuitous self-pity, until, of course, I decide to take a look at my own Facebook page.
And believe it or not, it looks exactly like the others. My Facebook profile does not tell the tale of a sad little girl alone at her kitchen table, it paints the picture of yet another perfect person who is confident, happy, and in control of her life. Who is that person? Can I be her? Because it certainly doesn't feel like me.
It's not that I--or anybody--actually means to LIE on Facebook. It's just that we're selective about what we share. We post news when we're excited or proud, "check-in" to restaurants when we're out celebrating with friends, and post pictures of our most thrilling adventures. We're self-censoring, to an extent, and grooming our images like self-trained PR professionals. Facebook isn't an honest depiction of life, it's an idealized snapshot of it.
Which is why I've decided to take one for the team, and really go public with an HONEST, UNCENSORED look at my life. This is what my Facebook page would look like if it actually represented me:
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It's a scary idea, being honest, and it's kind of overly personal, too. You might not want to know that I dress like a homeless person, and I certainly don't want to see forty-five Facebook statuses about your recent break-up. So I'm not demanding that we all stop censoring ourselves on the Internet. But I guess I just want you to know that... I don't have my life figured out just yet. I'm not perfect. In fact, I'm wildly imperfect, and I'm willing to share that with the world. Because it's honest. And honestly, we're all kind of in this together, aren't we?
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But sometimes that's hard. Picture this:
It's late at night on a Friday, and I'm home alone. It's dark and it's cold, because I'm too damn cheap to turn on the heat, and I'm dressed up like a homeless person, cocooned inside a blanket, camped out at my kitchen table. I stare vacantly at my computer screen. I stayed in tonight in order to get some work done, but I feel completely uninspired. I can't focus. I keep snacking. I'm bored out of my mind and beginning to flounder in self-pity. I contemplate the ethical repercussions of stealing my roommate's bottle of wine, but ultimately decide against it. Feeling sorry for myself, I navigate away from a blank word document and log into Facebook for the umpteenth time tonight. Resigned to the idea that I won't actually achieve anything this evening, I allow myself to casually drift across the Facebook profiles of friends and acquaintances. To me, in this moment, all of them look like this:
Click HERE to enlarge picture!
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And believe it or not, it looks exactly like the others. My Facebook profile does not tell the tale of a sad little girl alone at her kitchen table, it paints the picture of yet another perfect person who is confident, happy, and in control of her life. Who is that person? Can I be her? Because it certainly doesn't feel like me.
It's not that I--or anybody--actually means to LIE on Facebook. It's just that we're selective about what we share. We post news when we're excited or proud, "check-in" to restaurants when we're out celebrating with friends, and post pictures of our most thrilling adventures. We're self-censoring, to an extent, and grooming our images like self-trained PR professionals. Facebook isn't an honest depiction of life, it's an idealized snapshot of it.
Which is why I've decided to take one for the team, and really go public with an HONEST, UNCENSORED look at my life. This is what my Facebook page would look like if it actually represented me:
Click HERE to enlarge picture!
It's a scary idea, being honest, and it's kind of overly personal, too. You might not want to know that I dress like a homeless person, and I certainly don't want to see forty-five Facebook statuses about your recent break-up. So I'm not demanding that we all stop censoring ourselves on the Internet. But I guess I just want you to know that... I don't have my life figured out just yet. I'm not perfect. In fact, I'm wildly imperfect, and I'm willing to share that with the world. Because it's honest. And honestly, we're all kind of in this together, aren't we?
Don't forget to "like" Annamal Crackers on Facebook!
https://www.facebook.com/AnnamalCrackersBlog
Twitter @AnnamalHalligan
